I give up! Medicare and Social Security are either “on the table”, or “off the table” depending on which bobble head is talking on the cable TV. How about under the table? That’s where half the seniors I know are these days. Trust me, we’re sitting on sun porches in our retirement communities sipping from water bottles filled with straight vodka. What else can we do? this country has gone crazy!
I’ve been busy working my digestive system creating and sampling recipes made from cat food before the big shots in Washington take all our entitlements away. Spent the last two weeks eating natural cat food. You know, limited carbs, grain free, high in Omega-3. Good news: the kibble’s not half bad! Pour some in a bowl and people with limited vision will think they’re goldfish crackers. Makes a nice snack for bingo. If you want to get fancy, open a can of turkey and salmon formula and put it in a special bowl. Looks like pate. You can use it as a spread on the day-old bread you get at the local Shop-A-Lot. As things get even worse, you will have to sell the good china to pay for your medications. So enjoy it while you can.
Today I had some chicken and gravy (for senior cats). With a little flour and salt, you can make a lovely pot pie. Bake the crust first, though, then cut and paste. Cat food doesn’t smell so good at 350 degrees.